Feb 20, · Oct 15, - Funny dental jokes. See more ideas about dental jokes, dental, dental humor pins. () the tooth was guarded by a vicious fairy-eating dog at the time of our visit () no night light was on at the time of our visit () the snacks provided for the tooth fairy were not satisfactory, or were missing () we discovered evidence of unsafe tooth extraction as follows.
[E]very tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. ~Miguel de Cervantes, Don Quixote, , translated from the Spanish by several hands That is the fun about fairies and fairy-like people, you know, Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny or the Tooth Fairy wouldn't be half so much fun if they were like we are. Aug 22, · 7yo lost a tooth & we're on vacation so since we used all our $1's at the arcade, I guess the Tooth Fairy's giving her Funland tickets. — Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) August 26, When parents tell me they give $20 when their child loses a tooth.
Nov 10, · Chipped a tooth earlier. No idea how it got on to the golf course. Heard about someone addicted to eating sofas. He’s got a suite tooth. After losing another tooth, eight-year-old Timmy became more curious about the elusive tooth fairy. Finally putting two and two together, he came right out and asked his mother, “Mom, are you the tooth fairy?” Assuming he was old enough to hear the truth, she replied, “Yes, I am.” Timmy seemed to take this news quite well.
A high priced lawyer, a low priced lawyer and the tooth fairy are sitting at a table. There is a $20 bill in the middle of the table. All of a sudden, the lights in the room go off. When they come back on, the $20 bill is gone. The tooth fairy I was DEVISTATED when I found out the tooth fairy wasn't real. Because that means it was my parents who molested me. Tooth Fairy The only thing the tooth fairy teaches children is that they can sell body parts for money.